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civil engineer

builders of everyything big and useful, mostly dislexic, counts as far as 4 as bigger numbers can be ignored, drink a lot, responsible for the future of your roads, railyways, tunnels and bridges. There's something to think about when you travel outside.
engineer 1. This looks a bit iffy.
engineer 2. yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
engineer 1. you're right let's go for a pint.
engineer 2. good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.
by jason April 13, 2004
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software engineer

Someone who lives in China or India and works 24 hours a day for 100s of time less than any american.
by Brother Bryan February 1, 2004
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Prompt Engineer

A new job. A person that design methods to create prompts for generative pre-trained transformer algorithms. Also anyone who can write prompts that create useful, delightful and good digital object.
Rob quit is job as a consultant and now he's doing a full time gig at the Art Gallery of Ontario generating art workshops and curated coffee table books. It's a prompt engineer's dream job.
by robtyrie January 2, 2023
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african-american engineer

politcally correct form of nigger-rig nig-rig
the computer isnt reading the floppy, maybe i can african-american engineer it to read the floppy with this shrubbery
by Steve Vasquez May 1, 2006
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afro-engineering

The science of half-assing small repair jobs.

When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.

When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.
My dad has a degree in afro-engineering. Look at all the repairs he never actually fixed.
by barney_phife September 25, 2009
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Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"
by Firby January 12, 2009
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software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.
by mactel March 12, 2017
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