my cups Empty

the post all night sex statment of retirement

your balls are drained
you have no more thrust in your engine

baby weve ben going for 8 hours, my cups empty

by richtomtom July 2, 2011

Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

empty headed fuck

A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.

You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!

jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf

by Curmudgeon2014 March 4, 2014

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep

by katykinz. December 16, 2008

emptying the litter tray

If someone cleans their vagina.

Thank god she is emptying the litter tray last night. It was stinking.

by Mr Weir November 29, 2014

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018