my cups Empty

the post all night sex statment of retirement

your balls are drained
you have no more thrust in your engine

baby weve ben going for 8 hours, my cups empty

by richtomtom May 31, 2011

empty headed fuck

A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.

You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!

jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf

by Curmudgeon2014 February 23, 2014

Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep

by katykinz. December 05, 2008

Empty penis straw

The product of a Vienna sausage that has both ends bitten off and the meat from the inside vacuumed out

Kid: how are gonna explain to your mom why you only have the skin of the Vienna sausages left In your lunchbox
Me: I’ll tell her it’s an empty penis straw. Nobody wants to eat that shit

by Glubglubhewhispers January 21, 2018

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 03, 2021

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 24, 2003