Emil Thiesen

A guy who gets no play, is a bit of bitch, and most likely will never get a single win in fortnite

man 1: bro look its emil thiesen
man 2: so glad im not him, he a bitch lowkey

by Sir Ras October 13, 2022

Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019

Emil

Someone who is hella sexy.

-Hello Emil , u looking good as always.
-I know.
-U are hella sexy.
-yes.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Emil

Emil is a nice european guy who loves to learn languages and to eat noodles. Hes smart but he calls himself stupid(hes not). Emil is not sus and he has a nice voice, he knows a little bitta guitar.

-Who is that guy over there?
-Well if it isn't Emil
-Hey Emil! Can you translate this for us?
Emil -Sure

by Ellothesmello December 7, 2021

Emil

Emil is a Gaga who Gag alot. Not only when he eats sumething disgusting, but also when he sees Sara Kozak who is the best person in the whole world and if you don't praise her you will get eaten and cooked by her so if you see this this is a threat to the humanity in 28seconds I will release a bomb that will kill All the humans and animals so me and my Alin family Kan take over and eat Thai food.

Emil:what a wonderful day, *sees sara* ohh hhhuiiiuiiiuuuui *gags cuz I'm cool af *

by Liten hjärna men ändå rätt November 24, 2021

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017

Emil

Emil has a GIANT dick and is from Rungsted. He is a sexy russian boy that makes all the girls wanna have sex with him. He has a huge dick and knows how to make a girl wet. U see him in the hallway and u just wanna drop to ur knees. Every girl fights over Emil.

Girl 1: Wow. Emil is such a bad russian boy with a big dick

Girl 2: I know. I just fucked him!

Emil is so sexy

by Javevejjejrb December 11, 2023