embroassing

When your girlfriend/wife makes you do or say something in front of your bros to show that you have a girlfriend.

She is embroassing.

Often accompanied by baby talk or something mooshy, and when she thinks you are in the presence of other girls.

*On the phone*
Girlfriend: "Ok boobiebaby I Love you"

Boyfriend: "You too"

Girlfriend: "What? say it"

Boyfriend: *quietly* "I love you too"

Girlfriend: "You Love me too what?"

Boyfriend: "I love you too boobiebaby"

*Click*

Boyfriend says to his bros: "god damn she is so embroassing."

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

emergify

notify in case of emergency

So much simpler to say or write "emergify". Who do we "emergify"?

by revdrrenee July 8, 2010

emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan

John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth

by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011

Embro

Another word for describing a friend, like "mandem" or "brother".

Can also be used to great someone.

Dude: What's up my embro?
Dude 2: Nothing embro, its all good.

by Hazzatron April 24, 2011

Embero

a Tree in africa. a.k.a. emberxenrage from deviantart

I like to pet the Embero's nice wood.

by belovedSuki October 16, 2011

embroad

A word that symbolises a journey that must be made that is often epic and rarely boring.

Nath, we must embroad on this journey to chester !

by Alex the chosen one December 20, 2013

Emergenshit

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014