Embero

a Tree in africa. a.k.a. emberxenrage from deviantart

I like to pet the Embero's nice wood.

by belovedSuki October 16, 2011

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

The emperor wears no clothes

"The Emperor Wears No Clothes" or "The Emperor Has No Clothes" is often used in political and social contexts for any obvious truth denied by the majority despite the evidence of their eyes, especially when proclaimed by the governmen

When people say "The emperor wears no clothes", they mean that other people need to stop being ass kissers to a political leader and see things for what they truly are instead of denying the truth of the situation.

It takes a person with guts to speak the truth and blast through the bullshit and lies.

by ATruthSeekerForLife October 8, 2013

Emperor Pig

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

by Scott Blackburn January 5, 2007

Emperor Palpatine

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Emperored that motherfucker

The act of throwing someone off a cliff just like Darth Vader throwing the Emperor.

Guy 1: Look at that, fucking emperor style!
Guy 2: Ah he Emperored that motherfucker!

by LilZero October 8, 2008

The God-Emperor of Mankind

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job

Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.

by Loyal Imperial Citizen August 19, 2017