The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Elvis

The best person to exist of all time. He is perfect in any way. And sexy as hell. He plays electric guitar and is a badass. He likes cheese and The Legend of Zelda.

Person 1: Oh you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah he's such an Elvis and HOT

by VultureA October 22, 2019

Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")

Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022

Elvis

the best boyfriend in the world, he makes you feel like you're a queen and you deserve the world. Even as a long distance boyfriend, he always calls you and will stay up for you at night since he's halfway across the world from you. He's the definition of perfection in a man, he knows how to treat a woman with respect and he will ignore any other person just for you (I'm talking about my boyfriend)

Girl: You're so lucky to have Elvis as a boyfriend!!
Samia (me): I know and I'm so grateful for him

by your_nigga. April 30, 2024

ELVIS

THE KING

Before ELVIS there was nothing, after ELVIS there is nothing.

by Fag Basher August 30, 2021

Elvis

Elvis..a really caring guy. He is very handsome, cares for others and he usually fits in every society even though he usually hides his pain to please others ... He is very emotional

Your boyfriend looks like an Elvis unlike my brother

by Dark humour♣ November 24, 2021

Elvie

Elvie is an impostor from among us, run. Everytime you stop, they get closer.

Elvie is so gay and sus!

by nevercallthem September 7, 2021