Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.
I got really cold last night and when I pulled the blanket out of the closet I found an Italian Easter Egg!