riding the bipolar express

Descriptive of a person with personal issues involving mood swings, unpredictable disposition - similar to those caused by bipolar disorder or schizophrenia.

Him/her? Seems nice, but is riding the bipolar express...one day she'll hug you and the next day bite your head off for no apparent reason

by Jerome Engelberts July 12, 2007

Snowball Express

When a guy puts some mashed potatoes in a plastic bag, puts his cock in the bag, and then proceeds to pound his lady, sticking his mashed potato-covered dick inside her vagina. This prevents conception since the vagina is protected from the cock by not only the plastic bag but the potatoes as well.

It can also be done with toothpaste, whipped cream, or other white airy materials instead of potatoes

Dude 1: Hey I got some potatoes

Dude 2: Tiime for the ol' Snowball Express

by thesnowballexpress June 10, 2011

Velocity Express

A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.

"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"

by Heywood May 20, 2004

Orient Express

To toss a large amount of salt in ones eye to try and temporaryly blind them.

Man I can't believe he just gave me an Orient Express..I can't see shit!!

by Charlie Malo June 18, 2009

Blackout Express

The blackout express can be described as a roller coaster of sorts but one upon which you get on voluntarily. You usually hop on after a shitty shitty day. It usually starts off slow, shotgunning beers with your bros on a tues afternoon or having margaritas with your bitches. Then like every roller coaster, it reaches the top and goes straight fucking down hill from there as you think you handle ten shots in ten minutes and proceed to creep on some girl/sleep with some nasty dude, get in a fight, boot, rally, piss in the middle of the street, boot again, and then finally pass on the floor and get penises drawn on you. Cheers.

Mac: I failed my finance prelim, heres to a good night! (while holding a shot of bartons) I'm hopping on the blackout express!

Tyghe: For fucks sake dude its 9 AM on a monday.

Mac: Sorry for partying?

Tyghe: Welll.....fuck! Give me a shot.

by wackattack789 November 2, 2011

the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010

Palin Express

See Siberian Slingshot, but instead of firing mixture towards any direction you must fire it in the direction of Russia.

Turn west so I can Palin Express your ass!

by GHB21 January 17, 2009