Skip to main content

Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 August 1, 2012
mugGet the Oned Erectionmug.

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion
That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge
by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007
mugGet the Shooting Erectionmug.

nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af
Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell
by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017
mugGet the nigger erectionmug.

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
mugGet the election erectionmug.

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
mugGet the Mass Erectionmug.

Erect-angle

1. A rectangular shape used to censor genitalia (more specifically a penis) in an adult cartoon.
I can't think of anything, I just thought of the word "erect-angle" in the car and wanted to put it here.
by that one kid with a Beanie. January 28, 2021
mugGet the Erect-anglemug.

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022
mugGet the reddit erectionmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email