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Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly
Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"
by Dastev April 13, 2009
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one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection
Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"
by t_murph October 17, 2013
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Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.
Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections
by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009
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one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.
Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.
by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017
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electrickery

Anything of an electrical nature which operates seemingly by magic or trickery.
What manner of electrickery did you use to get this damn thing to work?
by _whiteknight_ December 1, 2011
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electric-grass

A genre of music formed in the South County of St.Louis,MO. that meshes the old sound of Bluegrass and jam bands with the electronic and trance sounds of modern electric music.
The Essex Affair is pioneering the genre with advanced production techniques. Albums and other artists can be expected around 2013, as of now there no are examples of electric-grass.
by cgalstl January 30, 2012
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Electric Macan

To be used whenever a mate makes a stupid and simple mistake that is wholly obvious to all other than the mate who made it.
Origin

T- I quite fancy a small car, like a macan but electric

M - oh have you thought about an electric Macan?

……
M - What drink are you having?
T - I fancy a beer, larger than a half but not as big as a yard

M - You mean a pint

MG - you electric Macan that one
by TheBinJuice October 15, 2021
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