by garboojizz November 16, 2021
by candyland717 November 17, 2008
When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010
When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.
by nlm0131 December 06, 2017
by Zacdastan May 29, 2017
A non-verbal insult which involves the person repeatedly poking or drilling their ears which signifies that the music they hear is awful.
by Flaky Grey-Square-Triangle September 05, 2014
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017