i don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

I don't give a holy fuck

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.

Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster

Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.

by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018

Don't mind if I do

This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.

Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.

by Don Brewer (D.R. For Life) June 14, 2007

I don't have any gum

The biggest lie in history
EVER.

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.

by namer-of-names January 16, 2012

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

I Don't Like To Label Myself

The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label.

When asked about his sexual preferences, Rufus replied "I don't like to label myself."

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

I don't know about all that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested idea was a terrible or unwise one.

"Dude, would you do acid if I offered you some?"
"I don't know about all that."

by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 22, 2005