grill doctor

someone who works on teeth like a dentist

jessica is a grill doctor

by B. Skufca March 27, 2009

poon doctor

An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"

Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"

Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"

Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"

by nicomate! October 26, 2009

Ham Doctor

A word soon to be very, very profane, as flagged by XBox Live's Profanity Prediction team.

"GRAAAAH! HAM DOCTOR!" Marcus shouted when he stubbed his toe. Mothers around him covered their children's ears; they didn't want their kids to hear this soon-to-be vulgarism.

by Skronk July 22, 2009

Doctor Whooligan

A Doctor Whooligan or simply a Whooligan, is an extreme fan of the show "Doctor Who" and its protagonist.

Eventhough, the show itself has pitched "Whovian" as the official name for a fan of the show, Whooligan is muh more fitting, since most of us are a bit rambunctious about the whole thing! Allons-y

Raquel was strangely surprised to find out Koda was also a Doctor Whooligan.

by Soytugitana September 15, 2011

Doctors

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!

Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"

by superdawge October 2, 2009

Dick Doctor

Noun, A Person who likes to touch dicks.

"Man, John is such a dick doctor"

by Jackoff Yo Momma October 16, 2006

Book Doctor

1. One who has received a Ph.D. in Literature or of a single language of the world. They are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a Ph.D. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.

2. One who gets his/her Ph.D. for the sole purpose of being called "Doctor."

3. Not a REAL Doctor

Student: Dr. Klekar, my testicles hurt.
Dr. Klekar: WHAT? Get out of my class!!
Student: but, but you're a doctor, and I need help!
Dr. Klekar: I'm just a book doctor!

by Joe25674 February 25, 2008