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Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.
Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.
by spoonjar August 22, 2017
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Divine Shield

World of Warcraft Paladin ability. Colloquially referred to as "bubbling", due to the bubble-like appearance of the shield.

Instantly conjures a magical barrier around the caster which makes them basically invincible, unless you're a Priest with Mass Dispel. Even the Warlock's Chaos Bolt, which is supposed to punch through just about anything, is rendered useless against this technique. Lasts twelve seconds.

Infamous for its use as a last-resort maneuver. That is, when a Paladin is getting his sorry ass handed to him, he'll bubble up, utilizing his invulnerable state to either heal or run (often through the aid of a Hearthstone, called "bubble-hearthing").

When a Paladin bubbles and tries to heal, you mind as well bandage yourself, keep your distance, and evade if he comes for you, since there's nothing you can do to him.

Good news is, the cooldown is pretty long, so they'll only be able to use it once during your combat if they've got it ready. Plus, healing drains mana, which a paladin needs to execute any of his powerful attacks. So the longer you can survive, the better off you'll be.

Most non-Paladins frown upon bubbling, especially the ones that don't know what to do when it happens.

See also Bubbleboy.
Rogue: I've almost got you, you bastard!

Paladin: Oh, hell, oh, hell! HP low! *Divine Shield, initiates Greater Heal.*

Rogue: FFS! *Bandage, Vanish.*
by ShAdOwZ March 26, 2009
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Diving Board Effect

When a male's penis slips out of a tight vagina and proceeds to bounce up and down for a period of time
I was fucking this chick after prom and her pussy was so tight it made my dick slip out and flung up and down causing a diving board effect
by Jose Querrhole May 30, 2009
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Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.
Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010
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closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.
I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.
by bizzle207 April 25, 2010
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Pit Diving

When a man (Gary George) ejaculates into a girls armpit, then licks it back out.
Lad, I pit dived ya ma last night

Pit diving
by THE_MONEY$HOT May 21, 2011
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Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.
"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"
by vinnie December 18, 2003
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