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Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.
Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.
by deeezznuts June 11, 2011
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Ditch Porn

Pornographic magazine found along the roadside.
I just found some ditch porn on my five mile run today!
by Ditchpornman September 16, 2020
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Kiss and ditch

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss
Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”
by Downey mozza January 28, 2022
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Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.
We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.
by uhuhyep September 27, 2009
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Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper
I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.
by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020
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ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.
by 9th August 31, 2018
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ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.
Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!
by major wipeout May 13, 2010
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