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Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them
By distortedmiku/aka moon
by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022
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distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?
Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!
by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022
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Destroyer

"I hate destroyer"
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Destroyer boy

A male that sexually abuse, rape, or bully a male until his life is destroyed.
Kevin: Matthew kept bullying Tom until Tom’s Life got destroyed.
Roy: Matthew a destroyer boy.
by LinkxPeach March 5, 2023
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Distorted Millennium

An alternate universe split between two branches, The main universe being the Iron Assault map, Which takes place in 2000 after artificial intelligence completely takes the millennium by storm by forever changing the borders of the world,
and Distorted Millennium: Winter Night, which has two sub-branches and is a universe based around what if no one won the Cold War in terms of actual victors. These sub-branches are key parts of Winter Night's lore and follow the story from before 1991 to the start of 2000, these being Crumbling Dreams, the implied start of the Winter Night in this alternate history branch, and Heat Death, the completely altered world down to just 80+ nations by the start of 2000. The world might be doomed to being left under the jackboot of the Soviet collapse domino effect.. Unless they manage to reunify
Man, I can't wait to play the Age of History 2 mod "Distorted Millennium: Winter Night" !
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DistroKid

the worst music distributor because it makes you pay
why do i have to pay 22.99 for distrokid
by paintdvd December 2, 2023
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Destroyer

one who wonders why things have happened.
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