Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

discratchin

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.

Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

discord periodt

Katana: fuck you oreo

oreo: periodt

discord periodt

by this handle thing is bullshit June 22, 2019

Discord Scat Attack

Discord scatting
A discord scatting is regarded as one of the highest honors bestowed upon a discord server! Made popular by the pope and the church!

Basically you get pictures of people shitting into each other's mouths and pictures of period blood mostly shit though because that's how you scat hommie blood. We in da trench make that 30 bang!

Pope: yo u got that furry discord?
Bal You know I do.
Nate: HELL YEAH LETS GO GIVE THAT SERVER A Discord Scat Attack

by Banana_OG December 7, 2019

Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.

Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'

by Zekespeare December 14, 2019

Discord

Discord is where you can chat with gamers all around the world, it is one of the most dangerous social medias because there is a lot of predators that want naked pictures from little boys/girls around 13 years old. People all around the world can create/join groups which makes it fun! You can meet new friends, but don't get addicted, it is still only on the internet. It is also available on phones, tablets and computers.

John: Ever heard of discord?
Alex: Of course! I am chatting with teammates while playing R6 Siege!

by HowOriginal.. January 13, 2020