Digital Penetration

A more advanced way of saying "hacking"

CNN Live: There has been recent digital penetration on our government

by DeathToRundlett June 23, 2017

digital deforestation

The act of sending countless unneccessary volumes of emails seemingly oblivious to the plight of the poor defenseless virtual trees that are being killed to perpetuate such a practice.

I'm so sick of the digital deforestation at this office. If I get another email about the fucking pot luck on Friday, I'm gonna snap!

by Michael T Ellis January 12, 2009

Digital Reverb

An audio effect that is used to make individual instruments or even master recordings sound downright terrible. Never sounds real and almost always overused and ruins everything.

Most modern music uses Digital Reverb.

by Marble Garden October 4, 2008

Digital Beggar

dig·it·al beg·gar dij-i-tl beg-er

Function: noun
1. a person who asks for free stuff, swag and even meals on the internet, usually over public social media sites like Twitter or Facebook. Usually shameless and feels he/she has a right to ask
2. a blogger/twitter-er who demands to get invites to all the events organized around his/her area - regardless of whether he/she can make it or not

combination of two words :
i) Digital - available in electronic form
ii) Beggar - a person who begs alms or lives by begging

Synonyms:
- Freeloader

Some sentences a Digital Beggars will use

If he/she's a blogger : "any discount for bloggers?"

If any companies are having competitions/giveaway/contests : "i want the free <insert item name here>. "

Whenever anyone mentions food or having meals : "Belanja me?" (this is repeated many times, to many different people)

by Anti Digital Beggars February 11, 2010

digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.

Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!

by mooltittle August 18, 2010

Digital Doomsday

The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.

Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT

by Cicifire345 May 23, 2011

digital prayer

1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating

2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating

-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.

-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?

-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.

by sycosims January 28, 2013