dicklessdickhead

A person previously thought of as a dickhead with the added feature of having no dick or penis literally or figuratively.

That dicklessdickhead Kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.

by creper December 4, 2010

Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.

Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.

by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011

dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

dickless wonders

Singular. One who possesses the qualities of complete douchebaggary. Usually associated or aimed at pledges or GDI's.

Look at this pledge fuck he is acting like a dickless wonders.

Hey brother, this Sig Ep didn't finish his beer, what a dickless wonders.

by TXSIG January 13, 2009

Dicked

When a person is so incredibly STUPID it's like they have been FUCKED in their head

Wow that girl is so dumb that it looks like she crossed into Dicked
territory I Can't Believe she just utter such nonsense. Quick someone get her a tissue cuz she talking shit. Call an ambulance cuz it looks like the dick is still in her ear

by Ghanian Pride January 24, 2006