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detroit republican

A term coined by Congressman Rand Paul during 2016 presidential election. Likely influenced by money manager Mark Spitznagel's comments and essay 'Austrian Detriot.' In the2013 article, Spitznagel talks about Detroit's bankruptcy as caused by city-government financed public debt 'financial instruments.' In these psuedo-financial agreements, bond buyers receive a scheduled return from tax payers choosing to fulfilling obligations their political representatives have unrealistically co-signed them to.

He states this as a positive event that signals that Detroit citizen's dependence on an overgrown parasytic public sector is the root cause of the city's infrastructural woes. The (eventual) natural outcome will be for citizens to recognize that the officials it has been electing have been engaging in unneccessary and maleficial agreements, and that a much smaller government will regenerate, with new, more effective and responsible organization to it.
There's no way Jim's gonna agree to putting that unnessary tax on the working man.Jim's a detroit republican.
by twighlight zone October 13, 2015
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Detroit Love

Detroit love is a euphemism for a severe beating, often involving a several people administering the beating.
Malice Green got some Detroit Love from Detroit's Finest.
by Alex Jay Murphy September 16, 2010
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Detroit Garden

A residential plot that has had no upkeep whatsoever and is overgrown with weeds.
Have you seen Keith's front yard with all those sunflowers!? It's a mess, a total Detroit Garden.
by Random McNally September 1, 2019
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Detroit screamer

When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.
"So I gave my wife a Detroit Screamer last night, she wants a divorce."
by Kaitou January 25, 2017
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Detroit 7up

A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.
"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023
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Detroit Style

Yo man clean that shit up, or I'm coming at you Detroit Style!!
by D-Man-313 August 14, 2009
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Detroit Nightmare

You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most likely be upset, but keep going, she'll live.
I gave my givefriend a Detroit Nightmare last night. She was really pissed, but it was fun.
by Carl Jones August 10, 2006
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