Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.

My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006

sleep denial

When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.

I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.

by Wiita July 19, 2010

Devall

A warrior made from the stuff of legends. Never has the universe seen a more godly being such as this man. Legend has it that anyone with this name has the ability to destroy and rebuild the universe and his own will.

Devall....all praise the almighty Devall.

by Lonewolf007 December 9, 2017

DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect)

DDOI = Distributed denial of intellect
This occurs when many people think they have a clue about a technical issue but do not really, so they converse amoungst themselves excluding anyone with knowledge of the technicality

Theres billy bob,Margret sue and ralph trying to figure out how to turn there computer on. wonder when the DDOI (Distributed denial of intellect) will end and they ask someone who knows?

by Tech Grumpy August 23, 2011

delvalle

amazing place. it's cool , you'll have the best time of your life

let's go to delvalle

by hello12345kityu August 21, 2016

Denally

Denally is drop- dead gorgeous. She has an incredible body & style. She is a very amazing girlfriend. There is nothing temporary about her love. Boys are lucky to have her. Every boy will look at her, but she has eyes for that one boy. Boys are always flirting with her. You'll have a hard time forgetting her. She is aslo very smart, funny & classy. Never trashy. She is very nice, forgiving, likeable, sexy, loyal & trustworthy. Her family values her alot. She is a very supportive & loyal friend. She'll be there for anyone anyday. She will show you a good time. Sometimes she gots a wild/crazy side. Very athletic. She isnt perfect, but again, who is? She loves to just laugh & talk about life. Late night car rides are her favorite. If you find a Denally, dont let her go. She likes to look good and get compliments, but she denies all of it. Has great eyes, hair & lips. She doesnt care what people think. She is a very hard worker. She never puts her self first. Loves food. Her smile is extraordinary. She is an inspiration. Just show her you love her. If she is sad, just hold her. She'll eventually tell you,but she just wants to be held. Hold her & don't let her go because there is no one esle like her. She manages to put the past behind if you promise her you won't do her wrong again. You only get so many chances. Her weakness is being called babygirl. She deserves the best, so if you tell her you love her, you better mean it.

Denally is drop- dead gorgeous.

by Therealjon March 5, 2019

dental floss

Chinese or Japanese person's blindfold.

"Give some dental floss on Ping's eyes, he's about to go to sleep."

by Alex O. October 8, 2004