Dad 

Sorry wouldn't know,never had one.

what is dad?

Dad by juicesaucelilbitofdressin January 1, 2019

Dad 

Dad

Dad

Dad by The biggest idiot in history January 5, 2019

Dad 

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

Dad by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Dad 

Gone to get some milk.

Hey mom why did Dad leave us,

Dad by Joe Muma February 20, 2019

Dad 

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

Dad by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad 

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

Dad by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Dad 

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

Dad by Frogiona March 6, 2019