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Disney Kid

Similar to an Indie Kid, only a Disney Kid wears bright clothes and listens to happy music because they have chosen not to grow up.
A Disney Kid's "Favourite Movies Of All Time" list will probably include The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, The Lion King, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Chicken Little, Toy Story, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and others.
A Disney Kid may or may not have played the videogame "Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure"... and actually liked it.
DK: I so love The Lion King.
IK: Get lost, Disney Kid.
by Virus Battler April 4, 2006
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Disney face

A facial expression accompanied by a slightly opened mouth, wide eyes and a distant, dreamy look; usually to express awe and wonder, often a reaction to magical moments in Disney movies.
Rylan noticed Teresa's "disney face" when the magic carpet carrying Jasmine and Aladdin swept through the audience, during the Aladdin show at Disneyland.
by TKRC4ever July 27, 2008
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Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a prime example of how wonderful television can be, when it comes to the ability the change the channel.
In reality, it is a trash heap filled with wasted potential and dumb stereotypes. Disney used to make wonderful animated classics like Aladdin, Toy Story, and Bug's Life. But now it contains a slew of unoriginal "comedies" with stereotypical characters and luagh-tracks every ten seconds to crap that is not funny at all.
Here's my proof:

*Expresses a phony high school enviroment so when the young viewers actually get there, they expect a G-Rated place, when it's anything but. (You also don't get to hang out of class for 20 minutes)
*Jokes are terrible
*Plots are all based around one thing: "normal" teenagers with a unique twist, (i.e. on a dance TV show, a pop star, WIZARDS)
*Also by some coincidence, all the actresses in real life become whores and drug addicts, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lavato), and the actors all are faggots, (Joe Jonas, Phil Lewis), on the show and in the real world.
The only show that's good is Phineas & Ferb which is the only show that lasted longer than 4 seasons.
Disney Channel, Good Luck Charlie, Hannah Montana, Jessie, So Random!, Shake it Up!, etc.
by 2_Z_Zach December 18, 2012
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Disney Dad

A weekend father that let's his children do anything they want when they visit. Also gives them anything they want creating very spoiled kids under the premise of not wanting them to be mad at him. Often the children boss the dad around even yelling at him with no reprisals.
My boyfriend let's his 10 year old daughter boss him around, he's a total Disney Dad.
by Jboymc July 5, 2009
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Disney World

The greatest place on earth. =P Often used to describe a great memory two or more people shared. Could be anything from "hugging" to "tap dancing", depends upon what is enjoyable to you. Most of the time it is used when you wanna tell people you did something fun but it's hard to explain why it was fun and you're too lazy to give all the disney world.
Friend: "Hey man, me and my girlfriend went to Disney world last night:)"
Man: "I thought you said you watched tv and ate popcorn?"
Friend: "We did, but I enjoyed it more than normal cause I had her there with me."
Man: "I see"
by El Immigrante March 23, 2005
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Disney Junior

A show for kids under the age of four, extremely creepy adults, parents of kids under the age of four, overprotective parents, and kids over the age of three who want to watch Disney channel but it's time slot was replaced with this channel instead. Usually teaching small kids life lessons, Disney Junior is a huge waste of time and should be abolished!
Hey dude, did you see that Disney Junior sucks poster in the hallway today?
by TheChocolatePig January 21, 2017
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Disney hair

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.
"Why does Justin Bieber have the Disney hair?"
"He sings like a girl."

"the Jonas brothers aren't gay are they?!"
"Yeah, watch out -soon, they'll ALL be sporting the Disney hair!"

"That new kid is gonna become disney's next big thing.."
"how dyu know?"
"the Disney Hair man, the Disney Hair."
by Anti-the Hair August 26, 2010
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