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Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber
"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"
by Limesman September 22, 2025
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Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.
I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.
by The cucumber September 22, 2020
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French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010
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Cucumber

When someone makes good criticism against someone else and they don’t address it because they are getting bullied or have self-diagnosed depression.
I can’t handle this; I’m already getting bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.” John said.
by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020
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cucumber

a delicious fruit which can be found in the regions of Nigeria it is eaten by deepthroating
mmmmmmmm cucumber
by YOLITKID November 4, 2020
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coolest cucumber

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.
by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017
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