Culone

A Nice, big juicy butt

Cristina has a very nice Culone, I couldn't resist staring.

by Jhomar April 22, 2011

Cuban missle

a 3some position in which a girl is bent over doggystyle on a bed and the male bones her while another girl is on top of the 1st girl's back spreading her legs upward so the male can eat her out.

i did the cuban missle with jen and racheal.

by iamonfire430 June 13, 2011

Cuban Trampoline

A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)

"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"

by Old Irish Guy June 26, 2008

Cuban Abortion

Punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. For example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn't have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion.

The procedure for the operation is that the victim stands up and schols (chugs) a beer at which time someone else will get to punch them in the stomach.

Usually results in someone winded and throwing up, but they'll be alright in a few minutes.

It was so bad, I really had to take a leak so I had to get a cuban abortion. Through up all over the back garden.

by CrayolaS7 March 22, 2009

CubanMan

The Man, The Myth, The Legend this Cuban Super Hero hasn't taken a shower in over 12 years
Probably lives with at least 10 people
Has had sex with an ugly fat man named Jim
Is under cover in white subarbia

Ryan is thought to be CubanMan

by Brendan Flatzzzzz March 18, 2008

Cuban

Cubans are a race of people who do not think they are the best WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST!! We usually stick to our own. We have tried to carry a civilized conversation with someone out of our race and long behold you remind us why we do not socialize outside of work with people out of our race. We are happy in love with our island people. We DO HATE fidel castro. Our elders have million of stories of "The Golden Years" It's like being born with spices in your blood,
And being named after your papi's favorite cigars.
It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days,
Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15,
And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents
more than your first car.

It's loving Marti and hating Castro.
Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz.
It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related.
It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean,
And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican.

It's having black beans and plantains with every meal.
Meals at every party, parties for any occasion.
It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena,
While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito.
It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito,
And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha.

It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes.
Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones.
It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love...
With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.

Cuban, Cubano, the best, the shit, WOW, All Cubans are the shit.

by Gineska Ferras December 28, 2005

Cuban

A person that swims from cuba to America in search of work, but usually does not find any, and becomes a hobo.

Phil: Bob aren't you Cuban.
Bob: Yeah
Phil: Then can you clean my toilet.

by BillyBobjoe32765 February 11, 2007