Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

Sheening The Cube

Going seven days without sleep

I went to Vegas for a bachelor party weekend but I wound up swapping out my ticket and staying the rest of the week.

whisper voice duuuude, you were Sheening The Cube!!!

see Gleaming The Cube with Christian Slater 1981

by Mokinooch March 18, 2011

Sad cube

RIP everyone’s favourite cube 🙏🏿

Fabian: I regret to inform you. I killed sad cube :(

by HectorIsGod June 17, 2019

wube cube

The sexiest thing known to man

It turns me on when I see a wube cube

by Dralix May 10, 2022

G-cube

A person who tends to get great gigs for his band. Reduction acronym from Great God of Gigs.

band member A: "You are a total G-cube for getting us this sweet gig, bro'"
G-cube: "All in a day's work. I love me."

by Bruhaha December 24, 2007

bush cubed

An unfortunately unobtainable pinnacle of lesbian action. Three cooters rubbing together in unison.

Anna: "You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?"
Alicia: "But then you couldn't get bush cubed, you can't rub three together..."

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

pil cube

A 15-pack of Pilsner beer. Often found lying around university dormitories and in the homes of twenty-somethings across Canada.

"Hey wanna run down to the liquor store and pickup a pil cube?"

"I'm buying into a pil cube - good thing they're only $20!"

by Ethan Alleno October 30, 2012