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Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker
My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.
I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?
by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009
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crystal meth

Commonly used term in the later 1990's for "Crystal Methamphetamine", also known as "wordMeth/word", "Methamphetamine", "Pure", "P".

Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.

Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.
"Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."
by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003
mugGet the crystal methmug.

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 7, 2004
mugGet the Crystal Clutchermug.

crystal wrap

Hippie bling. Sold on Phish and Dead lot. A crystal or mineral that's wrapped in wire and put on a heady hemp neclace or a heady leather cord
dude that phatty crystal wrap is soooooooo heady mannnnnnn
by Colonel Phorbin May 11, 2009
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crystal squeezer

a person who is involved in a new age style religion. Also, any "hippie".
Go get that crystal squeezer thats in that drum circle.
by klar June 24, 2007
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Crystal Chandelier

When a man is laying on his back, receiving fellatio, and at climax the woman leans forward, on all fours face towards the man, then the man climaxes onto the womans exposed breasts.
Booby Sue didn't want to swallow so Ryan gave her a Crystal Chandelier instead.
by schadenfrude May 31, 2009
mugGet the Crystal Chandeliermug.

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