Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

Craft

It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".

When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.

Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"

Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"

by Dr.Stray September 8, 2016

Crift

A combination of the word "Crisis and "Drift" to drift at an erratic rate towards a crisis.

The president is erratic and Will Crift at anything.

by Millard Filmore June 20, 2017

Craft Training

is a mint oul place in omagh, strabane, Derry and cookstown ye should join rightly...

dont be a bum all yer life and join Craft Training todayyy.

by tangspec101 May 23, 2019

Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.

That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.

by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019

cruft

The act of not wiping your anus after taking a shit. The shit then hardens around your millie bobby brown hole creating a donut of sorts that you may pick off and feast upon later on. The smell accentuates your masculinity therefore speeding your process into punanji.

"Damn bro, I was about to fuck this girl and then I spread her cheeks in doggy. Thats when the smell hit me bro. I saw the golden crust of her cruft. It had to at least have been a week since she wiped since the thickness was approximately 4 mm."

by onepunchnegro September 22, 2019

Craft

original and good style

You have a great craft

by RedDreams January 3, 2020