by MrKoi May 16, 2007
by outlaw May 31, 2004
by The dirty crime boys January 21, 2021
A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."
by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006
by GoRRiLLa July 02, 2006
1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 September 21, 2007
a political organization of elected officials who sell their votes in a mass block, inexchange for campaign contributions "bribes" to vote in favor of those making donations to the crime family against the will an best interest of the citizens of the nation.
Huge donations are given to the republican crime family so that all its members vote for and pass a law to elliminate the standard light bulb because they only sell for 25 cents or so each. Under the new law, these are banned, only spiral flourescent type bulbs containing enough mercury to require a hazmat team to clean if broken are allowed to be sold. These sell for a few dollars each. The light bulb companies gave huge donations to the crime family to get this law passed. The spin was that is "saves energy"
by american24366 December 29, 2011