crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

Crap Snacker

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.

Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.

by InsipidClownfish May 22, 2006

crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.

"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"

by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

Crap Carton

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)

ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton

by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008

Crap Tent

A metaphor for a horrible space.

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.

by chlojen January 18, 2009

crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

by crooxtor January 31, 2014