Coitus umbilicus

The act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly button. It frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for sexual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. It can also be intentional, especially when the sexual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. It is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.

I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.

by William Black August 26, 2013

Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

The Cocita

When a man takes a hockey stick and places it in his own anus, in order to recieve pleasure.

Jim took his hockey stick and stuck it up his ass.

by Brent March 12, 2005

itty bitty titty comitty

a girl who's boobs are so small that she should be part of a commitee for small titty's know as the itty bitty titty comitty.

MIKE:damn man felicia's tits arent somthing that i would want. I want a girl with big breasts on her chest not flat lookin like sombody stepped on her chest.

CRIS: yah dude she should be part of the itty bitty titty comitty.

by Cmack56 August 31, 2008

Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.

Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?

by InsanityUB March 30, 2017

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

coitus interruptus

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.

Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.

by Super fun happy times November 6, 2009