Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

by Andrew Roldan October 20, 2004

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 01, 2004

Count Crapula

Vampiric Faeces

"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 07, 2003

Count Crapula

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

by Johnny Drac November 10, 2007

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 08, 2008

count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 04, 2006

counting chickens

Counting chickens is the personal belief that one is about to get laid. However, once the counting is done, one never succeeds.

I was hanging out with Wills at the club when I caught him counting chickens because this banging chick was all over him. She then left with another guy and hated on Wills

by Gimlet McQuade November 29, 2013