couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020

couch slut

Someone who loves a couch so much that they spend the majority of their day on it.

Mike Haus is a couch slut because he prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his bed.

by yeenigg March 16, 2008

couch monster

a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex

as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football

by origen September 15, 2008

couch bitch

A uninvited person that sleeps on your couch for an extended period of time with out paying rent and utilities and find nothing wrong with it.

Go find your own place stop being a couch bitch.

by stephen_c01 February 6, 2007

Couch Jockey

A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.

My brother is a couch jockey for a living.

by sallypothead December 17, 2003

Couch Loc

When an exceptional amount of marijuana has been consumed and instead of fulfilling your prior plans, you find yourself bolted to the couch in a stoned stupor.

"I had an interview at cosco today, but I got couch loc and missed it."

by Abrenoch January 18, 2008

Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.

Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!

by rghman February 9, 2009