cooter pouch

The vagina, usually means that you have a saggy cameltoe and its pretty fuckin nasty.

Your mom has a raunchy ass cooter pouch man.

by JMIZZO June 20, 2007

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

cooter plow

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

by kingprout January 18, 2007

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

cooter plug

Noun.
A tampon, something a woman uses during her period.

She threw her cooter plug in the garbage.

by C. Pendergast November 17, 2006

Cooter Brown

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008