cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!

Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.

by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015

Nature's Birth Control

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"

Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.

by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012

CAN CONTROL

Perfect steady hand in spraypainting sharp lines and curves.

Can Control takes time to learn.

that toy got no can control!!! hahaha!

by DigDug March 8, 2004

whore control

Whore control is like birth control. Where birth control prevents pregnancy, Whore control prevents excessive whoring. There are many different types. For people who get above average attention levels at the bar/club/out in public....this is neccessary! One needs to control their whoring potential as to not make bad decisions while intoxicated.

Example:
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"

2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"

3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”

by Josh B. & Becky A. January 18, 2008

birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

self-control

Something very difficult, yet some people are able to pull it off, and people who aren't able to pull do it are called rapists or sex offenders.

Guy1: Man, those tits were so nice, i broke a sweat trying to keep my self from squeezing them.

Guy2: Man they must have been awesome, good thing you have self-control.

by Celebration2000 November 5, 2007

controlling

The dictating of actions, usually demonstrated by the weak-minded party in an unsuccessful relationship.

"She is my girlfriend, not your's, and don't even try the 'I'm controlling her' crap, because I'm not. Here's the deal: You don't send her flowers, you don't talk bad about me to her, you don't try to arrange outgoings with her."

by Prince Harming February 24, 2008