random eye contact

When you are looking around bored and you and another person look into each other's eyes confused and turn away as fast as you can

I hate random eye contact

by Mcdonaldslover101 April 24, 2017

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

contact solution

multi - purpose no rub solution that is used for soft contact lenses to remove harmful protiens and clean

hey i have contacts and i use contact solution

by beanballz March 5, 2010

Mother-in-law's Contracture

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.

Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.

by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Contactation

The method of contact going forward between persons

What method of contactation would u like in the future

by Contactation person July 8, 2018

crack contact

When looking for a clear bathroom stall, making accidental eye contact through the little crack between the door and the wall with the person inside the stall you are inspecting.

I had long-lasting crack contact with Sheila yesterday. It was awkward.

by buttslapper81 September 3, 2011