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Value driven content

A very very useful phrase, especially in the context of a business negotiation. Typically, the following issues should be addressed when determining the implementation of value driven content:

- Will it effectively help my readers with their jobs?
- Is it educational and not too self-serving?
- Does it make sense coming from us?
- Can we handle inquiries about this topic?
- Does it solve a problem for our customers?
- Is it something of interest to our customers, given their job position?
- Is the content practical enough to use right away?
- Will this position our company as experts?

When talking about value driven content, your words will have more credibility if you are also a wanker, and like to pull down your pants and bend over for company executives.
Hey, John, I have drawn up a proposal to increase this project's value driven content. Do you want to book a private meeting room to discuss?
by ilovemyjobasacorporate October 18, 2008
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dick touching contest

A situation, act or struggle between two or more people which one or more parties do not wish to continue because it is stupid, pointless, or inane.
We used to hide each other's keys to make the other late, but it was a total dick touching contest, so I stopped doing it.
by thisispointless0 May 5, 2011
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Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants
I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.
by veteransalt May 18, 2014
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2nd place in the contest

When you’re not the flyest and someone else got more street heat than you
Look at that chump. Homeboy is 2nd place in the contest! Whack
by Terry Bad Ice October 8, 2017
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buzzing but content

1. When you're at a very chill level of being high

Or

2. When you feel really high but you're really relaxed
"Dude, I'm buzzing but content"
"Man, this some good weed. I'm buzzing but content"
"This Cush got me buzzing but content"
by Buzzonmynut June 9, 2018
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Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
by Charno July 1, 2019
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Spooky Boy Content

A very friendly Smosh fan who creates content on YouTube and Instagram, wishing everyone a spooky day!
I just finished watching some Spooky Boy Content and now I’m going to go watch some more
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