Car con

A conversation piece you save so that you have something to talk about with your insecure girlfriend in the car.
"Did you tell Jenny about Joe and Ted's break up?"

"No, not yet. I'm saving it for a car con when we go for a drive later. I have to find stuff to talk to her about while I'm driving or she thinks I don't love her any more."
by walkin-dead November 18, 2011
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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles January 10, 2004
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Con-Dem

shorter name for the conservative - liberal democrat coalition we have in the UK at this present time.
often used as a pun to show annoyance at another silly policy.
dude 1: the government is getting rid of child benefits.
dude 2: well I Con-Dem them for it.

dude 1: I dislike this government.
dude 2: so you Con-Dem it?
by spudisking November 04, 2010
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bros and cons

The reasons for and against, respectively, choosing to bro out with your friends, or otherwise behave in the manner of a bro.
Bro A: Bro, did you even think before you shotgunned a Natty Ice in the Dean's office?

Bro B: Of course, bro. I had a long list of bros and cons.
by CalmBro August 25, 2010
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Con-artist

{kon-ahr-tist}

noun, Informal.

1. a special breed of talentless artists who are adept only at performance art rather than painting, drawing, sculpting, singing, playing musical instruments, composing music, textiles and costuming, etc.... You know. Legitimately making works of genuine art.

2. a person adept at swindling thousands (if not millions) of dollars from the academic and art worlds via self-marketing and bullshitting their potential wealthy (and culturally gullible) art patrons.

3. See also media whore.
Abramović's set up a temporary site installation of her pissing on a golden toilet reading the New York Post for 7 hours a day and getting paid in the six figures by the Koch Brothers? That bit of performance art is crap. Con-artists like here are the worst.
by Tsarstepan June 29, 2016
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xxv con

It’s someone who is considered a bad person or is a bitch
by Daddy Phantom March 13, 2018
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Sented Con

a roblox place created by pedos for pedos, if you see one report

basically 60 yr olds circlejerking eachother and having sex in a kids game,
usually gets deleted from 1-15 minutes
some pedo (typically a male,incel,30-50yr old): yay lets play some sented con!!!!11
normal person(typically just a kid, 5-15 yrs old): yay lets play some *insert a front page game name here*
by ahandlewtf123 June 29, 2020
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