congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA

by Dong Woo November 12, 2004

congress

The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.

Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.

by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010

congress

the oposite of progress

pro is the opposite of con

by Pogglemort January 4, 2005

Congress

Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!

The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress

by butch_lebeau November 1, 2004

congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Congregation

The regulars (see alcoholics) at your local bar or pub.

(After being recognized twice in one week)
Regular #1: Weren't you here on Tuesday?
Regular #2: Welcome to the congregation.

by robswift127 May 19, 2015