Columbus, Ohio

The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.

Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.

by [e-mail] August 17, 2008

columbia

The Capital of the great state of South Carolina. Also the home of the University of South Carolina whose mascot is the GAMECOCK!

(Your School's Ladies love our COCKS!)

by token February 27, 2005

Pisstopher Columbus

noun A period of extreme urination

Please excuse me, I have to take a Pisstopher Columbus.

by ja jackhammer October 20, 2010

Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009

Columbusing

When someone thinks they have invented something that's been around for awhile or has already been discovered but tries to take first claim to inventing it.

hey man I just mixed sauce, meat, and noodles together and it's amazing. You should try it. I've never seen it before.

Bro your just columbusing.

by leatherneck43 October 14, 2014

columbus

A city in central ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 18, 2006

great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.

"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

by massivehorse April 27, 2008