cokeney

Cokeney can be defined as a slack jawed yokell with newport short, soft pack, stained teeth and a bad Rihanna look alike hair cut that is often confused as a wig. Enjoyes snorting lines of cocaine and smuggles the dust into a secret hiding spot like a donkey faced hoe. Loves the cock.

Cokeney was looking like a hoe today. Okay, Coke-Knee! Cokeney lookin' Bitch

by Tomb Itconcerns November 22, 2007

cokene

see chickenhead or cluckhead. chickenhead chicken head with a dick in her mouth

trevor got aids the other night, he musta hooked up with cokene.

by jay nutz March 17, 2008

colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

colendulum

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.

You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!

by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

coyleness

Coyleness is the horrible smell of low-tide. Identical to the smell rotten seaweed. Eewww!

"We almost bought the house, but Mike shit-himself when he smelled the coyleness of the rumpus room!"

-"Shitman!!"

"You said it, friend-o! I wish Mike wasn't such a four-eyed Fuckwad!"

by Lauren "urban cowgirl" B. February 27, 2012