The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
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The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
by sebstanlover06 October 5, 2021
Get the Junior Cert mug.Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”
Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
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Get the detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? mug.A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."
"Certificated!? Is that even a real word?"
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Get the certainteed mug.Someone with white hair, that looks like a poodle. These persons names usually start with M and a concidered a "bøffel"
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