Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

shrimp cocktail

Jasmine

Jasmine is a shrimp cocktail

by anonymous March 24, 2022

Willie's Cocktail

When a person takes a shot of liquor using another's foreskin as a container for the liquid.

Did you just see jenny drinking a willie's Cocktail shot from that dude's foreskin?

by anonymous December 31, 2020

Melontonin cocktail

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.

My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.

by SK0320 March 2, 2021

Jamaican cocktail

The act of smoking weed out of a mans bellend to make the smoke go down the shaft for a quicker high

Me and Chris performed the Jamaican Cocktail, almost burned my knob off but it felt fantastic

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006