cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

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Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

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Cockroast • cocktoaster • cocktoastin' • cockroach • cockmaster • cockmonster • cockrot • cockblaster • Cockfosters • cockroaching

cocklostrum

The clear ejaculate that comes out of the penis after multiple orgasms in close succession. This is due to the fact the testicles haven't had time to replenish the supermarket count.

By the time I visited my third glory hole that night, the only thing coming out of me was cocklostrum.

by Giant Jester April 2, 2017

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