cocknigger

An insult that is offensive and rolls off the tounge. Goes great in any flame. Term originally created and used by MajiBOB.

You sir, are an incompetant cocknigger.

by -Drakken August 23, 2003

Clocking

A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.

God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?

by Filmchild February 25, 2004

Clocking

To sell crack cocaine.

Clocking on these streets is one way to make money.

by busy b August 8, 2005

spirit cooking

Speer·et cew·keng

Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.

A former first lady and john podesta get together to Do some spirit cooking.

by Woodyb October 5, 2017

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

cucking fat

Drunken rhyming slang for a cat that you really hate! (swop the first letter of each word for sober translation)

Come home from the pub and trip over the cat, "I'm gonna kill that cucking fat!"

by Rusty Camaro August 31, 2003

Clocking

To watch a person you don’t like snaps or insta snaps to to spy. Watching it back, being the first person to watch knowing you don’t like them.

Damnnn, jayla stay clocking my snaps ! Can you say... clocking?

by Kashyj December 10, 2017