Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021
Get the Cockblockingmug. by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021
Get the cockblockmug. Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.
by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018
Get the cockblockmug. The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.
Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024
Get the cockblockersmug. 