dream cloud

The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.

Aldair Castellanos Trujollo is a dream cloud.

by holyfrickily January 18, 2015

The Cloud

An annoying excuse for a place to put your files. They say you are secure, but who believes those guys.

I just lost all of my computer data to the cloud.

by MacXP March 9, 2015

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015

Vape cloud

Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.

"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."

by Tropika April 30, 2016

Blue Cloud

A patch of blue sky on an otherwise fully cloud covered sky

Oh look! It's a blue cloud!

by Doginim June 21, 2016

Bang cloud

When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.

It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.

by Ang8300 December 11, 2016

shart cloud

To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.

I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016