Clampanion

1. a female companion; a term used to categorize a female friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.

2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.

Trisha prefers to have several clampanion's instead of a serious commited girlfriend.

"Dude, did you see those clampanion's over there?"
"Yes, they're rinickulous"

by chucklesmenow April 21, 2010

climiando

(spanish) Reaching a climax within a climax.

This song has been 4 minutes of climax and I think it is just climiando.

by deltaone July 27, 2010

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

commandoh

(noun): the curse muttered each time a former PC user attempts a CTRL function that is now accomplished with the Mac's Command key.

Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.

by blueyediva October 14, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

commandoholic

Someone who becomes addicted to not wearing underwear

Wow, Katie hasn't worn underwear in a week, shes become a commandoholic!

by laugh...out...loud February 1, 2017