claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008

claimway

it is a side for claims

i love claimway slids

by mike hough February 20, 2009

Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

Clamshouter

The description given to a woman who shouts obscenities while you are eating our her clam (puss).

While he was down carpet munching on her clam she let loose with the biggest clam shout that he had ever heard. He didn't realize that he was with a world class Clamshouter.

by NoLuck December 17, 2009

clamscratcher

The intensely satisfying feeling a woman gets when her pubic hair is being lightly scratched, usually as part of foreplay.

Yo! Clamscratcher! Are you doing anything important right now?

by Maryland play space February 18, 2015

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

Clamshell

Pussy poke out like a clamshell

Hey u see that girls clamshell

by Lilbuck June 15, 2015