Christian Turk

A ‘Christian Turk’ is a phrase used to explain a highly unlikely event occurring – for instance that of someone born in Turkey being Christian.

Since up to 98 percent of the population are Muslims, Christians are obviously a minority religion in Turkey. Because it is a secular country, the only Muslim country in the world that has no state religion, the Constitution guarantees religious freedom, and tolerance is the rule. The population includes members of the Armenian Apostolic and Greek Orthodox churches, Roman and Eastern Catholics, and Jews. Today, approximately 120,000 Christians and 26,000 Jews live in Turkey, out of 73 million of the total population.

In western culture the phrase Christian Turk is used when you know the chances of something happening are slim.

For instance: 1) Winning the Lottery, 2) Hitting a Bulls Eye in Darts, 3) Scoring 3 points in Basketball for an amateur.

There is a 0.1% chance of being a Christian in Turkey, hence if you won the lottery you would be called a Christian Turk.

Person 1: Has he got a round of drinks in yet?
Person 2: Of course not, fat chance of that happening - he's like a Christian Turk!

by Jack Roseby April 4, 2008

Christian Holmes

A person commonly found sexually attractive to the majority of people (men and women) in the world.

Eva Green: Ooh, I think everyone finds that guy attractive. He's a Christian Holmes!

by yesiknowimananimal December 22, 2008

christian rock

Ironically one of the most soulless genres of music ever.

Person 1: Hey, you should listen to the new CD I just bought.
Person 2: Really? I'm hoping it will be original. What are the songs about? Are they about real-world issues and humanity's relationship with one another or something creative in that manner?
Person 1: No, they're about Jesus. 54 minutes and 17 seconds of JESUS. It's Christian rock.
Person 2: ...

by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008

christian

Christian is a girl who is insanely beautiful. She loves people and her community but sometimes doesn't show it. She loves to talk but is shy at first. She is romantic and loving and is always there for her mans. She is brave and always makes the first move. She is sometimes called a hoe because she's regarded as "easy" but in reality, she's doesn't give two shits about what people say. She's a bad bitch who knows what she wants. Be careful around Christian because once you piss her off, drop her, or do her dirty, she'll be on your back. She's quick to analyze you and she'll know your secrets before you even tell her. She's the kind of girl to stay quiet and listen to all your shit but when the time comes, she's gonna expose you and hit you where it hurts the most. If you hurt her, she'll be sad for maybe a couple of hours but her comeback game is strong. Because Christian knows that one point she didn't even know you. Christian is irreplaceable.

Dave: "Why don't you have a boyfriend mama?"
Christian: "Cause I have standards. Either step up or the step the fuck out."

by icantevenbreathe May 31, 2018

Christfag

A term mostly used to describe really rude and intolerant Christians who disrespect different religions and beliefs.

The perfect example of a group of Christfags would be the Westboro Baptist Church

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Christian Thot

A girl who claims to be a devout christian, but is actually a thot. She can be seen at your mans house on a saturday night, and at church sunday morning.

That girl is a christian thot

by thottie246 March 4, 2019

Westminster Christian Academy

Westminster Christian Academy is a college prep school in St. Louis.
WCA is only good at two things: baseball and vape tricks.
Westminster also has unorthodox rules such as, Rape and Vaping carry the same punishment, and if you are caught out past 11 on a weekend you can be suspended.

Hey do you have lights on the field?

No, I go to Westminster Christian Academy

by The Muhl May 12, 2019