Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.

"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)

by Confuseus January 25, 2014

Chip off the old block

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.

That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.

by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it

*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"

by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019

chip clip

1. A little bitch. 2. A loser

Ryan is the biggest chip clip that I know.

by Jenny_Talia69420 August 7, 2019

Chipinaw

Chipinaw is the happiest (and jappiest) place on earth. It’s where you meet your sisters and brothers. Chipinaw is also the place to have you first hu. BEST PLACE ON EARTH

whatcha doing this summer?

going to chipinaw for my 7th summer. OBV!

by shshjajahshhajja August 19, 2019